Posted by GOD on March 07, 2002 at 00:54:51:
JEFF!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF YOU THROUGH THE NORMAL MEANS (i.e. angels and burning bushes) BUT YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED. SO I WANTED TO TELL YOU I HAVE DECIDED TO GRACE YOU WITH A GIFT. BECAUSE YOU STRUGGLE SO HARD INTERNALLY WITH YOUR OWN GUILT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD I CREATED HAS BECOME SUCH A SHIT HOLE, I HAVE USED MY DEVINE POWER TO INFLUENCE YOUR SATANIC FRIEND JASON TO GIVE YOU HIS HOCKEY TICKETS FOR THE SHARKS GAME ON MARCH 13TH. ENJOY THE BRUTALLITY THAT I HAVE SET FORTH INTO THE MINDS OF MEN.
P.S. DON'T MAKE ANY PLANS TO GO TO AFRICA IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS. I AM GOING TO SEND ONE OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN OVER THERE.
LATER,
GOD.